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Uncovering Highland Park’s Hidden Ties to the Illuminati

The Illuminati, once a benign organization, now seeks to invade this affluent community.
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The Illuminati is a dangerous organization who has formed to take over our country. And now, they’ve infiltrated Highland Park.

Celebrities all over the world have been seen doing many ritualistic things that stem from the Illuminati, including the infamous triangular hand gesture. Celebrities like Beyonce, Jay-Z, and A$AP Rocky have been seen doing these gestures at concerts, red carpets, and other big events. Jay-Z was even seen walking the red carpet drinking a wine glass full of blood at the Grammys.

 The Illuminati, as an organization, has become powerful enough to take over Hollywood and will soon take over many different hotspots, like New York. In fact it already started to take over other states, like Hawaii, through natural disasters and long-standing monopolies. 

 BlackRock is a company which is owned by another company called State Street. But what is interesting is that a company called Van Guard owns State Street, and BlackRock owns VanGuard. Essentially all of these companies own each other, making them one of the last standing monopolies in America. 

These businesses have made billions of dollars and are some of the richest companies in the world. This absurd amount of money has given them a power that has made them eligible to be a part of the Illuminati. This amount of power and money has pretty much given them free range to do whatever they want. 

Because of BlackRock’s insane amount of power, there is a conspiracy that the Lahaina fires were caused by them. The intention behind starting the fires was to build the city from scratch and create the first solely technologically based society.

However, the Illuminati isn’t a distant threat. In fact they have started to take over our town. The shopping center Highland Park Village has recently gone under many renovations, leaving designer brands as the only type of stores left.

These renovations have caused community wide concern over a change in the “culture” of the town, however they are overlooking the more worrisome truth. These renovations were simply a distraction to hide the Illuminati’s new presence in the town. The organization plans secret underground meetings within the village, and each luxury store is a hidden Illuminati front. 

This group of people, who are exceedingly rich and powerful, are definitely associated with Highland Park. Take a look around at the mansions that line the streets and the Gucci stores that surround the shopping centers. If that doesn’t scream Illuminati, then I don’t know what does. 


About the Contributor
Libby Howell
Libby Howell, Features editor
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